Hi! I’m Corey, a twenty-something(for now anyways) living the good life in MN. Well something like that anyways…. This is my space for the thoughts and things I find amusing, interesting or outrageous. I also occasionally post longer items at http://coreyblog.wordpress.comTumblr (3.0; @coreyehlert)http://coreyehlert.com/<a href="http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/564.html">Anonymous</a>: <p>“Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn’t seem to be working.”</p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/580890616http://coreyehlert.com/post/580890616Sat, 08 May 2010 03:50:20 -0500<a href="http://dilbert.com/blog/entry/thatlost4gphone/">Scott Adams Blog: That Lost 4G Phone 04/26/2010</a>: <p>spot on. the 3rd box is perfect. </p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/551562232http://coreyehlert.com/post/551562232Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:08:29 -0500<a href="http://www.startribune.com/sports/gophers/86726917.html?elr=KArksUUUU">WCHA took its time to call St. Cloud St. captain</a>: <p>It took several years for a big-time college program to recruit an academic standout from Detroit Lakes High.</p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/434088337http://coreyehlert.com/post/434088337Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:48:18 -0600<a href="http://www.lvrj.com/living/plenty-of-reasons-to-just-say-no-to-leno-85760312.html">LIFE ON THE COUCH: Plenty of reasons to just say no to Leno - Living - ReviewJournal.com</a>http://coreyehlert.com/post/427276096http://coreyehlert.com/post/427276096Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:39:21 -0600<a href="http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/860.html">H. L. Mencken</a>: <p>“It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.”</p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/320045184http://coreyehlert.com/post/320045184Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:33:39 -0600<a href="http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/564.html">Anonymous</a>: <p>“Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn’t seem to be working.”</p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/271562785http://coreyehlert.com/post/271562785Sun, 06 Dec 2009 03:59:55 -0600<a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/30/gay-bashing-woman-hu.html">Gay-bashing woman humiliated for wearing hideous skirt - Boing Boing</a>: <p>hehe……funny and awesome :)</p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/264271031http://coreyehlert.com/post/264271031Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:31:56 -0600<a href="http://feeds.nytimes.com/click.phdo?i=3bfe5c7913407df018732000a8c27969">In Spotlight, Notre Dame A.D. Welcomes the Glare</a>: <p>As a search for a new coach becomes the biggest story in college sports, the Fighting Irish’s low-key athletic director, Jack Swarbrick, is in the spotlight.<br style="clear:both"/><br style="clear:both"/><a href="http://ads.pheedo.com/click.phdo?s=3bfe5c7913407df018732000a8c27969&p=1"><img alt="" style="border:0" border="0" src="http://ads.pheedo.com/img.phdo?s=3bfe5c7913407df018732000a8c27969&p=1"/></a> <img alt="" height="0" width="0" border="0" src="http://a.rfihub.com/eus.gif?eui=2218"/></p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/256517155http://coreyehlert.com/post/256517155Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:49:51 -0600<a href="http://www.startribune.com/local/70706062.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUnciaec8O7EyUsl">Gail Rosenblum: Wanted: Front bumper, trunk gasket - and prayers | StarTribune.com</a>: <p>One of the better stories I’ve read in a while.</p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/253153809http://coreyehlert.com/post/253153809Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:18:53 -0600<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TSAXEVXvNz8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TSAXEVXvNz8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>and how again does this compel me to buy a PC?</p> <p>yet another reason to choose the apple store, this does not happen.</p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/249067031http://coreyehlert.com/post/249067031Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:53:20 -0600<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/11/11/microsoft-group-manager-windows-7-borrowing-mac-look-and-feel/">Microsoft group manager: Windows 7 borrowing 'Mac look and feel'</a>: <p>It’s nice Microsoft can admit they have tired to rip off OS X for Win7. However, claiming Windows anything is even remotely close to be almost as stable as a mac is total BS. I run both Win7 and Snow Leopard and the mac is easily the better and more stable experience.</p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/241055733http://coreyehlert.com/post/241055733Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:47:13 -0600<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KOQAjsi0YQA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KOQAjsi0YQA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Further Proof Butch Walker is nothing short of awesome. (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/butchwalker">butchwalker</a>)</p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/237681124http://coreyehlert.com/post/237681124Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:01:55 -0600<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xy5JwYOlgvY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xy5JwYOlgvY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.davebc.com/post/230807494/christopher-walken-performs-lady-gagas-poker">1FPS (Christopher Walken performs Lady GaGa’s “Poker…)</a></p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/231383169http://coreyehlert.com/post/231383169Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:32:46 -0600<a href="http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/music/67415672.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUycaEacyU">Concert review: The other side of Miley Cyrus | StarTribune.com</a>: <p>Wow, this is easily the most vicious concert review I’ve ever read. At first it was funny, by the end it’s just mean. Harsh.</p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/227640096http://coreyehlert.com/post/227640096Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:50:41 -0500<a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/10/26/the-problem-with-iphone-killers/"> The Problem With iPhone Killers… </a>: <p>Interesting post from tech crunch. I’ve never given it a lot of thought, but even with the relatively modest amount I’ve spent on apps(under $100) I’d have a hard time going to a phone where I would lose those.</p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/224429404http://coreyehlert.com/post/224429404Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:13:39 -0500<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JDnsjoqoiUQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JDnsjoqoiUQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://coreyehlert.com/post/208487700http://coreyehlert.com/post/208487700Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:55:20 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1921405&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1921405&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1921405&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/09/23/the-jetsons-get-extended-opening-credits-sequence-secret-robot-baby/">‘The Jetsons’ gets extended opening credits sequence, secret robot baby | EW.com</a></p> <p>This is so wrong….but funny</p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/195423965http://coreyehlert.com/post/195423965Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:46:17 -0500<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ikTxfIDYx6Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ikTxfIDYx6Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Baby’s First Beyonce</b></p> <p>Come on admit it….you’ve all done it…..after all it is the greatest video of all time. or so I’ve heard.</p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/194513836http://coreyehlert.com/post/194513836Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:27:46 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqcz548PAG1qz5exko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gallery.mac.com/coreyehlert/100001">iPhone Album</a></p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/193940135http://coreyehlert.com/post/193940135Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:55:54 -0500<a href="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2075&Itemid=74">The Daily Mash - MICROSOFT OFFERS STUDENTS CUT-PRICE INFURIATING CRAP</a>: <p>For all you students out there, here’s a chance to get the new version of windows at an extra special low price….</p>http://coreyehlert.com/post/191804169http://coreyehlert.com/post/191804169Sat, 19 Sep 2009 10:37:21 -0500