January 2009
62 posts
All-Star spot goes to Shaq, not Jefferson →
I’m sorry I thought the All Star team was to reward who is playing the best this year, not for an entire career. Further proof the NBA is screwed up beyond repair. 
Jan 30th
Another day, another lawsuit - The Unofficial... →
yes, you are correct. your iPhone is slow and you are entitled to 5 MILLION DOLLARS. Stupid fricken idiot, clearly you are too big of a douchebag to own an iPhone. Please return it to the nearest Apple store ASAP. thanks. 
Jan 30th
Charter Inches Toward '11’ - Multichannel News →
oh how sad. I cannot think of anything worse than poor poor Charter going bankrupt. They are such a good customer focused company, it would be nothing short of a shame.  For anyone who could not tell, that was sarcasm and I eagerly await the day the blemish upon the world that is Charter is with us no more. 
Jan 30th
The Amazing Story Behind the Global... →
Jan 29th
P. J. O'Rourke →
“Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.”
Jan 25th
Business & Technology | More layoffs expected at... →
oh…how sad…..i won’t say anything else, but i just may have a slightly evil grin right now. 
Jan 25th
Steve Jobs: 9 Ways He Rocked Pop Culture | Photos... →
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
Gophers beef up schedule with mighty USC →
ummm…..errr…WHAT?! I have wanted to see a tougher schedule….but umm…..this might just be a little too much for poor Goldy. 
Jan 24th
“Reports of my defeat are greatly exaggerated and very much premature,”...”
Jan 23rd
The Joy of Tech comic... laughter is the best tech... →
this is the funniest thing I have read in ages….keep in mind I am a bit of a computer geek….
Jan 21st
iPod touch: the hot accessory for your sniper... →
Seems logical to me….
Jan 21st
On Moving Day for 2 First Families, a Bit of Magic... →
This is kind of cool. I can’t think of any other transition that would be anything like this. 
Jan 20th
Jan 18th
Steve Carell owns a general store in... →
I want to go to there. 
Jan 17th
Jan 17th
Exclusive: Amy Ryan returning to 'The Office' |... →
I too shall say “Hallefreakinglujah!”
Jan 16th
Hooters closes in St. Cloud | sctimes.com | St.... →
I guess this shouldn’t be a big surprise. Even I thought this place sucked and I had to be the definition of the target demographic. 
Jan 13th
At McDonald’s, the Happiest Meal Is Hot Profits -... →
Jan 13th
WatchWatch
‘Hi, I’m Alec Baldwin for E!…’ | PopWatch Blog | EW.com
Jan 13th
Family sues over girl's death during tornado  →
I guess when it says that the Tornado didn’t harm anybody else, you mean anybody else not counting the other 339 homes that were damaged? You’re just going to skip those?   I fell really bad for this family’s loss. I’m sure it still hurts every day. But….Natural Disasters like Tornados are just part of life. Shit Happens. Trying to turn her death into a pay day for...
Jan 12th
Woman arrested after trying to set boyfriend on... →
Anyone else have visions of her trying to use the lighter and air freshener like some sort of flame thrower?? This is really quite funny stuff, I mean seriously you cannot make it up. 
Jan 11th
Editorial: MPR needs to take a new tack on LRT →
Funny how the MPR crowd thought LRT was the greatest thing ever until suddenly it was near them….
Jan 9th
Best Songs of 2008.  →
I know this is a little late into the new year. But here’s my annual favorite songs of the last year play list. It’s a broad mix from different genres. Check it out and let me know what you think!
Jan 9th
coreyehlert: @THErealDVORAK agreed, a playoff if... →
Jan 9th
Obama team urges Congress to delay digital TV... →
Are you friggen kidding me?! Push back the digital switch over?! Too many American’s won’t be ready?! They have had 4 damn years to to be ready!! It’s not like this is some sort of big surprise and people had no time to prepare for it…they have had 4 YEARS!!! If they wake up one day and their TV doesn’t work too damn bad, it’s their own fault.  The time for...
Jan 8th
coreyehlert: is EW really going to do a TV watch... →
Jan 8th
Jan 8th
coreyehlert: @tarajo4 sadly there is really... →
Jan 8th
coreyehlert: 40 mins into Indiana Jones the stupid... →
Jan 8th
coreyehlert: if 30 cents a song sticks, it will... →
Jan 8th
coreyehlert: @tarajo4 I heard she was pregnant and... →
Jan 7th
coreyehlert: @tarajo4 TARA?! it goes well. how... →
Jan 7th
coreyehlert: at Caribou, actually quite surprised... →
Jan 7th
Jan 7th
coreyehlert: it seems as if the 3G iTunes store... →
Jan 6th
coreyehlert: DRM Free Itunes TODAY!!! →
Jan 6th
coreyehlert: @natalidelconte I'm so sorry. I feel... →
Jan 6th
coreyehlert: and the Apple store is down kind of... →
Jan 6th
coreyehlert: Doesn't NBC banning Ann Coulter from... →
Jan 6th
coreyehlert: I do like this iPhoto to Facebook... →
Jan 6th
WatchWatch
I want one. It’s both shiny and made by Apple. Good enough for me. I’ve never really cared for keyboards all that much anyways….
Jan 6th
coreyehlert: Was excited to hear the iTunes DRM... →
Jan 6th
coreyehlert: RIP Carl Pohlad.....Thanks for... →
Jan 6th
Why all the digging by Apple faithful at Jobs'... →
Jan 6th
Funny Business in Minnesota - WSJ.com →
Kids, We’ve got a problem here!!!!! Al Franken is about to steal this election and the people of Minnesota need to demand something gets done about it before it’s too late!!!
Jan 5th
Text of Letter by Steven Jobs on His Health - Text... →
I honestly did NOT think Steve was sick. I was pretty convinced he was going to show up at Macworld and everything would be semi-normal.  The good news is that this sounds treatable, and Steve should be back to health soon. Now, that we know I think it’s time to leave the man alone and let him get better. This is his business not ours at this point. Get Well Soon Steve!!! 
Jan 5th
The Times Starts Selling Display Ads on Page 1 -... →
I really think that the day with no longer have paper newspapers is going to get here a lot faster then we realize. It’s going to be a sad day….
Jan 5th
Exclusive: 'Scrubs' boss (sorta) spoils series... →
Jan 5th
Everybody’s Business - They Told Me That Madoff... →
Jan 4th